Third Time is a Charm! Pammy Anderson Marries Again!

Wow! Is she a hopeless romantic, stupid or just has bad judgement when it comes to husbands? Shouldn't you have more in common with your husband besides having the top rated celebrity sex tapes? She has children! He was married to Sharon Doherty! Isn't she friends with Paris Hilton? Does everyone only sleep with everyone else's sex partners in Hollywood? At least Paris Hilton has the decency to pick fresh meat at hostels. Did I just give Paris Hilton a complement?

Anyway third time was a charm for my mother, so who knows...

Birth of a Blog

And like any birth its messy and I am clueless on what to do next.

It has taken a long time to do this as I have put off starting a blog for over a year now. It is the perfect medium for a useless gift I have had ever since I was a little girl, the gift of retaining completely useless information. Do you too have this gift (curse)? I would study memorizing theorems for hours but just tell me the birthweight of a celebrity's baby and it is etched in my brain FOREVER!! Why o why this gift? I can't sing, dance, or show anyone any type of talent that one can show off in a paegeant but I am forever correcting people when they try to speak about celebrity gossip as they often miss the bulleyes and don't know what they are speaking about. I could only imagine of what they must think of my intelligence level. I do have a life.

I am focusing this blog on Celebrity Love Lives, or more specific Celebrity Lust Lifes as I find this topic to have a cornucopia of information. A bottomless well. A thesis on Britney's love choices is not what we are about here. Short, funny, bitchy responses are what I seek.

So let's see what happens...